趣味英語：“男婚女嫁”的真正原因，你知道嗎？
Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
男人娶老婆的原因：
Because…
W—— Washing
I —— Ironing
F —— Food
E —— Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?
女人嫁人的原因：
Because…
H——Housing
U——Understanding
S——Sharing
B——Buying
A——and
N——Never
D——Demanding
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