雙語(yǔ)笑話我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版（32歲時(shí)）

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　　What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 32）:

　　1. Nice looking （prefer hair on his head）

　　2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

　　3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

　　4. Listens more than talks

　　5. Laughs at my jokes

　　6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

　　7. Owns at least one tie

　　8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

　　9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

　　10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

　　我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版（32歲時(shí)）

　　1.五官端正（有頭發(fā)者優(yōu)先）

　　2.上車幫我開車門，入座幫我拉椅子

　　3.有足夠的錢享用美妙的晚餐

　　4.少說多聽

　　5.我說笑話的時(shí)候一定要大笑

　　6.逛街的時(shí)候幫我拎包

　　7.至少有一條領(lǐng)帶

　　8.喜歡家里烹飪的晚餐

　　9.記得我的生日和各個(gè)紀(jì)念日

　　10.一周至少制造一次浪漫約會(huì)

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