英漢雙語笑話：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 士兵的高招
a soldier's brilliant idea
mr. robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. he liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. he found all of them had already had been taken except for one. there was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and mr. robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
when he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. it was written in ink and said, "this seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." mr robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.
two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. the soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.
士兵的高招
由于生意方面的事，羅賓遜先生得出趟門。因為有點緊急，他決定坐飛機。乘機旅行時，他喜歡靠窗坐，故而一登機，他就尋找一個靠窗的座位。他發現只有一個靠窗的座位還空著。在那空座位邊坐著一名士兵。令羅賓遜先生納悶的是，這位士兵沒有坐靠窗的位置。羅賓遜先生不管那些，他馬上徑直朝那個空座位走去。
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