英漢雙語笑話：Starstruck 追星族
starstruck
i have been starstruck since i was a little girl, so i was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when i spotted the actor ernest borgnine walking in my direction on new york's fifth avenue. "why, you're ernest borgnine!" i managed to blurt out.
"yes," he said, nodding politely, "i know."
追星族
從小時候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前當(dāng)我在紐約第五大街上認(rèn)出演員厄內(nèi)斯特.波格尼向我迎面走過來時，我欣喜若狂，完全不知該說什么好。“怎么，你是厄內(nèi)斯特.波格尼!”我想法迸出一句話來。
“是的，”他很有禮貌地點了點頭，說道：“我知道。”
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