外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹309：中獎(中英)
A man rushes into his house and yells to his w wife，"Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”
一個男人沖進家門對他的妻子大聲嚷:“瑪莎，收拾你的行李，我剛剛底了加州彩券!”
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
瑪莎問:“我是該帶冬裝還是夏裝呢?”
The man responds，"I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
那個男人回答說:“我可不管，只要你能盡快地搬出這個房子!”
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