加菲貓喝咖啡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:gee,a new coffee with twice the caffeine.
加菲貓：哎呀，新的咖啡放了兩倍的咖啡因。
garfield:it even comes with a tiny crowbar.
加菲貓：甚至有極小的撬棍。
garfield:to pry your finger off the cup.
加菲貓：試著用你的手把杯子撬開。
jon:whoah! 哇！
garfield:ah yes,the ol'"seconds aways from blissful slumber"body spasm.
加菲貓：哦，年邁的身體又開始抽筋了。
單詞注釋：
pry 用杠桿撬開 pry off 用杠桿撬離 ol'=old 老舊的 blissful 充滿喜悅的 slumer 身體 spasm 抽筋
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