英漢雙語笑話一則：餐桌失言
dinner table gaffe --- bonny hughes
a couple invited some people to dinner. at the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "would you like to say the blessing?"
"i wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"just say what you hear mommy say," the wife answered.
the daughter bowed her head and said, "lord, why on earth did i invite all these people to dinner?"
餐桌失言---邦尼·休伊斯
一對夫婦邀來客人共進晚餐。就餐前，妻子轉身對他們六歲的女兒說：“寶貝，來做餐前禱告，好嗎？”
女兒答道：“我不知道講什么。”
妻子道：“就講你聽媽咪講過的。”
女兒點點頭，說道：“主啊，我到底為什么請這些人來吃晚餐啊？”
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