趣味英語：活學活用的老鼠
“Pardon me while I write down that，”answered the mouse,“I want to say it to a flea I know.”
一只龐然的大象不屑地對一只老鼠說:“你無疑是我見過的最不起眼的東西?！?BR>
“請再說一遍，我要把這句話記下來，”老鼠說:“我想對我認識的一只跳蚤這樣說?！?BR>
——摘自《新新英語——英語其實很有趣》
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