Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
睡前禱告詞
朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
媽媽打斷她說：“朱莉葉，你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢？”
朱莉葉回答說：“因為我在地理考卷上是這么寫的。”
NOTE
bedtime prayers睡前禱告
Make Naples the capital of Italy讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧
Make + do sth是使什么什么怎么樣的意思
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