生命知識(shí) Facts of Life
I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions， but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and asked， “Mom， when you get married， does that make you pregnant？”
“No，” I answered， “Getting married is not what makes you pregnant.”
“Well，” he persisted， “how do you get pregnant then？”
Not wishing to get into such a serious discourse just before dinner， I answered， “Peter， it's a sort of a long story.”
Within an impish look on his little face， he cocked his head and replied， “You don't know， do you？”
每當(dāng)孩子們問(wèn)我問(wèn)題時(shí)，我總是試圖坦誠(chéng)相告。可是，有天晚上，我那六歲的兒子彼得把我難住了。他在晚飯時(shí)沖回家來(lái)，突然問(wèn)道：“媽，結(jié)婚會(huì)使人懷孕嗎？”
“不，”我說(shuō)：“結(jié)婚不一定會(huì)使人懷孕。”
“那么，”他追問(wèn)道：“你是怎么懷孕的？”
我不想在吃飯前討論如此嚴(yán)肅的話題，于是答道：“彼得，這事兒一時(shí)半會(huì)也說(shuō)不清楚。”
彼得的小臉上一副調(diào)皮模樣，他歪著頭說(shuō)：“你也不知道，是嗎？”
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