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        趣味圖片英語笑話:if you really love me 如果你真的愛我(雙語)

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        But why did you say "Just go", if you really wanted me to stay at home? I've been away for 8 years!

        如果你真的想讓我呆在家里,但是你為什么說“只管走”?我已經離家八年了!

        Sveinur, if you really love me, then you'll know what I'm thinking!

        Sveinur,如果你真的愛我,你就會知道我在想什么!

        The debut of a classic relationship component

        經典的夫妻關系對話初次登臺

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