我只是握著貓尾巴
Mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
媽媽?zhuān)ㄕ逃?xùn)她的女兒）：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽?zhuān)抑皇俏罩埼舶停约涸谧А?/p>
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