雙語幽默笑話 夢中的幸福
Happiness in dream
夢中的幸福
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
妻子告訴丈夫說：“昨天晚上我夢見你紿我買了一件裘皮大衣和一 個鉆戒。”丈夫放下手中的報紙說：“好啊！今晚再睡著時，你就穿戴上它們吧。"
單詞＆詞組
disposable （物品）一次性的：可有可無的
patch 斑點，斑紋：修補
millionaire 百萬富翁，大富豪
multimillionairs 億萬富翁
absent-minded 心不在焉的，出神的
spouse 配偶
combination 結合，聯合，合并，化合，化合物
anniversary 周年紀念
confess 認錯，供認
happiness 刀．幸福
mink 貂皮
diamond 刀，鉆石；方塊（撲克牌的四種花色之一）
ring 戒指：環狀物；鈴聲
知道不知道
不管是在夢里，還是真實生活里，偶爾做做Day dream（白日夢）也不失為一種好的放松方式。不知大家有沒有聽過一位叫Daydream的鋼琴師演奏的音樂，若是聽到，一定會讓你心動的。
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