第1368期 英語笑話 同一條狗
Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
老師：吉米，你那篇關于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥寫的一模一樣。你是不是抄你哥的？
Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
吉米：老師，我沒抄襲。文章一樣是因為我們寫的是同一條狗啊！
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