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        雙語笑話 史上最牛新生

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        大嘴:Did you register for university alone ?
        你上大學(xué)第一天報(bào)到是一個(gè)人嗎?

        臉盆:Yeah ,by myself,so independent .
        是啊,我自己,很獨(dú)立吧。

        大嘴:So great! I saw the most powerful freshman yesterday .
        很棒啊!昨天我看到一個(gè)最牛的新生。

        臉盆:What was it ?
        怎么回事?

        大嘴:The girl took Lincoln to register with 19 suitcases .
        這個(gè)大一女生坐加長(zhǎng)林肯,并攜帶了19箱行李報(bào)到。

        臉盆:Unbelievable !
        啊,簡(jiǎn)直難以置信。

        大嘴:What seems more exaggerated, two professional guides were maned by her parents.
        更夸張的是,家長(zhǎng)還給她配備了兩名專職導(dǎo)游。

        臉盆:Must be from a rich family .
        一定是個(gè)富家女。

        大嘴:Yeah ,the parents also required the school to arrange a detached dormitory with washroom.
        是的,家長(zhǎng)還要求學(xué)校給女兒安排一間獨(dú)立的帶衛(wèi)生間的寢室。

        臉盆:Words failed me, really be hopeless !
        我對(duì)此無話可說了,簡(jiǎn)直無藥可救!

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