雙語笑話 上帝的進步
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.
“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl.
“Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.
“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days, isn’t He?”
一個小女孩坐在她外婆的腿上開始研究外婆臉上的皺紋。她用小手指劃過外婆蒼老的臉頰又撫摸了一下自己的臉，然后很疑惑地問：“外婆，上帝創(chuàng)造了你嗎？”
外婆回答道：“當然。很久以前。”
小女孩又問：“我呢？”
外婆答：“當然，在不久以前。”
“哦。”小女孩恍然大悟，“在那些日子他進步了很多呀~”
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