只要把那扇門關好乘務員說別的事我來搞定
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
列車乘務員準備打信號發(fā)車時，看見有個迷人的姑娘還站在月臺上，挨著敞開的車門，和另外一個在車廂里的漂亮姑娘說著話。
“趕緊地，小姐！”乘務員嚷著，“請關上門！”
“噢，我正要跟我妹妹吻別呢。”那姑娘應了一句。
“麻煩你，只要把那扇門關好，”乘務員說，“別的事我來搞定。”
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