馬桶里蘸濕后
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.
據廣播里報道，俄勒岡有所中學遇到了一個少有的難題。很多女生都開始用口紅，而且老在衛生間抹口紅。這也就算了，可她們抹完口紅，老把嘴唇對到鏡子上去，印下一大片小唇印。
最后校長決定得采取點措施才行。她把這些女生全叫到衛生間，和管理員一塊兒跟她們開個會。她跟她們解釋說，這么多唇印會招來個大問題，就是管理員每天晚上都得把鏡子全擦洗一遍。為了證明洗這些鏡子有多麻煩，她讓管理員當場洗面鏡子。
管理員拿了個長把玻璃刷，在馬桶里蘸濕后，再把鏡子刷得一干二凈。
打那以后，鏡子上再沒出現過唇印。
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