拿的是我背包
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."haha
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
周日下午，醫生、律師、神父和一個小男孩，坐了架小型私人飛機出去兜一圈，飛機突然發生了引擎故障。
盡管飛行員盡了最大的努力，飛機還是開始往下栽。最后，飛行員抓起一個降落傘，大聲告訴飛機上的人最好全跳傘，說完就跳機逃生了。
不巧的是，只剩了三個降落傘。
醫生抓起一個，說：“我是醫生，是救人性命的，所以我肯定得活著。”說完就跳出了機艙。
律師跟著說：“我是律師，律師是世上最聰明的人，我有資格活著?！彼沧チ藗€傘包跳了下去。
神父望著小男孩說：“孩子啊，我活了一大把年紀，凡事都經歷過了。你還年輕，你的前面還有整個的人生。拿著這最后的降落傘，平平安安活下去吧。
小男孩把傘包交還給神父，說：“甭擔心，神父，那個‘世上最聰明的人’剛才跳下去時，拿的是我背包，哈哈?！?/P>
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