雙語 笑話 我不需要再偷了
一家大百貨店的老板在查帳中發現，他最信任的雇員從 公司偷走了一百多萬美元。“我不要丑聞。”老板說。“我只要開除你。” 那個雇員回答說：“不錯，我是偷了你公司相當一大筆錢。現在我有游艇、一座鄉村別墅、珠寶，以及你能想到的一切 奢侈品。我什么都不需要了，你為什么要再雇個人來，讓他從頭做起呢？”
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