英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.5

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   What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．
   “Mary， you ought to have married a better man．”
   “John， I did．”    一個何等沮喪的情景：空蕩蕩的屋子，臟兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆來順受的妻子，自甘墮落的丈夫，還十分虛弱。
   “瑪麗，你真該和一個好點兒的男人結婚。”
   “約翰，我是這么做了。”練習：
瑪麗為什么這么說？
答案:
千挑萬選還是錯。。~

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