英漢雙語笑話45
I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
我可以干得慢一些
病人：拔一顆牙收費多少？
牙醫：50美元。
病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元？
牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。
2.
Are They Worn Out?
"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."
"Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."
還沒穿破？
“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破。”
“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“為什么？如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩著的那面是公還是字。”
3.
Is He Dying?
A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, "The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life."
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. "Sure," came the reply, "but he only gave me ten."
他就要死了嗎？
一個男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚。一個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：“剛才醫生告訴我，在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片。”
他的朋友很輕松地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。“當然，”男人回答說：“但是他只給了我十片。”
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