an essential correction
walter: what was it?
teacher: eggs.
walter: wrong, sir. that was yesterday.
實質性得糾正
教師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉？我都可以看得出你今天早上吃了什么了。
沃爾特：我吃了什么？
教師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃得。
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