夜間到太陽上去
When the Americans were getting ready to send their firstmen to the moon， an old Irishman was watching them on tele vision in the bar of a hotel． 當美國人正準備將他們第一批宇航員送上月球時，有一個上了年紀的愛爾蘭人在一家旅館的酒巴里正從電視中觀看著宇航員的壯舉
There was an Englishman in the bar too， and he said tothe Irishman，“The Americans are very clever， aren't they？They're going to send some men to the moon． It's a very longway from our world．” 在酒巴里還有一個英國人，他對那個愛爾蘭人說：“美國人真聰明，是吧？他們就要將幾個人送上月球了。那兒離我們地球有好長好長的一段路呢。”
“Oh that's nothing，”the Irishman．answered quickly．“The Irish are going to send some men to the sun in a fewmonths’ time． That's much farther away than the moon， you know．”
“嘔，那又有什么，”愛爾蘭人馬上回話說。“再過幾個月的時間愛爾蘭人要將一些人送到太陽上去呢。你是知道的，那兒比月球要遠得多了。”
The Englishman was very surprised when he heard this．“Oh， yes， it is．” he said，“but the sun's too hot for people to go to．” 那英國人聽了這番話，感到很吃驚，他說：“噢，是的，是遠得多了，不過太陽太熱了，人們去不了那兒。”
The Irishman laughed and answered．“Well，the Irish aren't stupid， you know． We won't go to the sun during theday， of course． We'll go there during the night．”
愛爾蘭人大笑起來，回答說：“咳，你知道，愛爾蘭人可沒那么蠢。我們當然不會在白天到太陽上去。我們在夜間上太陽那兒去。”
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