找個伴侶
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate :"i want a conpanion who is samll and cute,loves water sports and enjoys group activities."
Backkcame the answer:"Marry a penguin"
找個伴侶
一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：”我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜歡水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。“
回答是：”娶一只企鵝吧“
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