Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一個(gè)陽(yáng)光明媚的下午，蛇父親和蛇
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