每日一笑： So Would I(6.7)
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
"So would I," said the tactless clerk.
我也是
一個胖女人走進服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說。
“我也是。”不太老練的店員說道。
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