初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話23：更糟糕（中英）
1.Be Much Worse
更糟糕
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:當你的手表被搶時，你為什么不大聲呼救呢？
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男人:如果我張開嘴，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
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