趣味圖片英語笑話：Beards 胡子（雙語）
I don't want to be part of this anymore. Beards are supposed to grow on manly men. Out in nature. With a rifle！I’m sick of vinyls with obscure, boring bands, crappy fixie-bikes and your pathetic obsession with coffee！ It ends now!
我不想再成為他的一部分。胡子應該在陽剛的男人身上成長。在自然中。和一支步槍！我討厭乙烯基與晦澀，無聊的樂隊，蹩腳的fixie牌自行車和你可憐的對咖啡的癡迷！現在該結束了！
Hipster experiencing the ultimate act of treason
時髦經歷叛逆的終極行動
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