英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：重溫懶惰肥貓（雙語）
1. Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat Garfield.
『大家好！……我叫姜?艾伯克，是個漫畫師，這是我的貓——加菲』
2. Garfield: Hi, there. I'm Garfield. I'm a cat, and this is my cartoonist, Jon.
『大家好！……我叫加菲，是只貓，這是我的漫畫師——老姜』
3. Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you.
『我們只有一個想法——讓大家都開心』
Garfield: Feed me.
『我也只有一個想法——快拿吃的給我』
1. Jon: Happy birthday, Garfield. I have a surprise for you
『生日快樂，加菲！生日驚喜哦！』
2. Jon: A rubber mousey!
『橡皮老鼠！』
3. Garfield: Could've used a little salt...
『加點調料就好了』
1. Jon: A MOUSE! GET IT!
『是耗子！快逮住！』
2. Jon: Garfield! You didn't even try!
『加菲！你倒是動一下啊？』
3. Garfield: Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad
『要讓我抓耗子，就讓你見識一下口臭的貓』
1. Jon: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield... Here's your dinner.
『從現在開始減肥啦，給……這是你的』
2. Jon: WHA...
『嗯？』
3. ……
『……』
1.……
『……』
2. Garfield: AHHHHH...
『啊～嗯～～』
3. Garfield: Happiness is a warm television set.
『幸福就是一臺冒著熱氣兒的電視機』
1. SLAP!
『啪！』
2. ……
『……』
3. Jon: Don't be cruel, Garfield. Put the catburger out of it's misery and eat it.
『溫柔點兒，加菲……別再折磨餅干了，把它吃了吧』
1. Garfield: Cats...
『我們貓呢……』
2. Garfield: We cats are intelligent, soft, cute ...
『聰明，溫柔，可愛……』
3. Garfield: Furry cuddly ...
『一身小軟毛兒……』
4. Garfield: Playful ...
『活潑……』
5. Garfield: Demure ...
『穩重……』
6. ……
……
7. Garfield: And masters of the house.
『主宰這個家！』
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