趣味圖片英語笑話：I'm not gay 我不是同性戀（雙語）
No, I'm not gay just becaused I rear-ended you, but if I were, I would be the giver! Just sayin'!
不,我不是同性戀只是追尾了,但如果我是,我會是給予者!只是說說而已!
If we were a couple, which we will never be since I'm not at all gay, but if, then I would insist on having sex without a condom. Barebacked or nothing, pal!
如果我們是夫妻,我們永遠不會因為我不是同性戀,但如果是,我會堅持沒有避孕套做愛。無鞍的或沒有,朋友!
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