英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Selfish 誰自私（中英雙語）
4. SELFISH?
4.誰自私?
My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag was an optional purchase.I thought this was a bit odd and asked，"What would a wife say if her husband bought a car with only one air bag?"
我和我丈夫正在討論我們計劃要買的新車上應帶有哪些設備。標準設備包括在車上配備給司機座位上的空氣袋，但乘客席上的空氣袋就可有可無了。對于這點，我覺得有點滑稽，于是就問丈夫:"如果丈夫只買了一個空氣袋，他老婆會說什么呢?"
"That's easy,"my husband responded. "She'd say，'I'll drive.'"
我丈夫回答說:“這很容易猜，她會說:‘我來開車吧!'."
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