外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹227：救命，我們迷路了(中英)
Three men are in a hot一air balloon. Soon，they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three says，"I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far,” So he leans over the basket and yells out，"Hellllooooo01 Where are we?"(They hear the echo several times). IS minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Hellllooooo0! You're lost?!”
三個男的坐著熱氣球，不久，他們發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在一個峽谷里迷路了，其中一個說:“我有一個主意，我們可以在山谷里大呼救命，回音會讓我們的聲音傳向遠(yuǎn)方。”于是他斜靠籃子大叫起來，:“喂!我們這是在哪里?”(他們聽到了好幾次的回音)。巧分鐘后，他們又聽到了一個回音:“喂!你們迷路了!”
one of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech” Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?" The reply: "For three reasons.(1)he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.”
三個人中的一個人說:“那一定是微軟公司的技術(shù)服務(wù)部門!”另一個疑惑不解地問:“你為什么這么說”回答:“有這樣3個原因，1，回答的太慢。2.回答的確正確，3.可這個回答確實沒有用。”
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