外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹09：誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞？(中英)
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.
老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。
Johnny: It's there , sir.
約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
老師: 對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
薩默: 先生，是約翰尼。
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