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　　An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."

　　"How many bullets do you need?"

　　The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"

　　一個美國人走進槍支商店:"給我拿一支威力最大的手槍."

　　"您需要多少發子彈?"

　　那個美國人走到公用電話間旁打電話:"喂,銀行嗎?請問你們有多少人?"

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