Classic humour stories(38)

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• Joke 25

  　　The zoo had big baskets for rubbish， where people who bought ice-creams and other things could throw the papers from them. One Saturday afternoon Mr Brown was walking near the cages where the l...

  2018-12-28 英語笑話

• 效仿別人--雙語幽默笑話

  A Baby Sister 小妹妹 Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie? 保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎？ Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had g...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 母雞的腿 雙語笑話

  Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop theireggs into pieces when laying? 母雞的腿 兒子：為什么母...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• 第73期雙語笑話加練習題 匆忙的打斷（1）

  The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purcha...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【40】

  Ways end Means　　A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, th...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 哪一級

  　　Kristin，， my 17-year-old niece， had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps， and the attendant asked， “What g...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• 每日一笑：Two Tickets Please (9.21)

  Two Tickets Please 　　A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man sai...

  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• A season pass

  A season pass The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the fir...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• I Can Go Home

  　　One day after school the teacher said to his students， "Tomorrow morning， if any one of you can answer my first question， I will permit him or her to go home earlier."　　The next day， when the te...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• I hate school

  　　Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I'm sixteen.　　Teacher: I know how you feel ―― and I have to stay here until I'm sixty-five.更多 英語笑話、...

  2018-12-05 英語笑話