英語笑話笑死人不償命32: 聽起來還算公平（雙語)
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聽起來還算公平
A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發生的事。
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.
“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架！”
"Really? Who won?"
“真的嗎循來誰贏了？”
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.
“沒有人贏，算扯平吧。他們沒拿到一毛錢，而我們也沒有電可用。”
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