Lawyer Joke(23)
Joe the lawyer died suddenly，at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven，and the angel standing there said，“We‘ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“What do you mean，”he replied.“I‘m only 45，in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now？”
“45？You‘re not 45，you’re 82，”replied the angel.“Wait a minute. If you think I‘m 82 then you have the wrong guy. I’m only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.”
“Hold on. Let me go check，”said the angel and disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel returned.“Sorry，but by our records you *are* 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients，and you have to be 82……”
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