那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事156：壞消息和可怕的消息
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
The bad news and the terrible news
壞消息和可怕的消息
Michael sat in his attorney's office. " Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news ? " the lawyer asked.
邁克爾坐在律師的辦公室里。“您想先知道壞消息還是可怕的消息？ ”律師問。
"Give me the bad news first. "
“先告訴我壞消息吧。”
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
“您的妻子發現了一張價值50萬美元的照片。”
“That's the bad news?一asked Michael incredulously." l can't wait to hear the terrible news.'"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary．"
“那是壞消息？”邁克爾滿腹懷疑．_快告訴我可怕的消息。”“可怕的消息就是照片是關于您和秘書的。”
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