那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事130：她把所有的誘餌都吃了
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
She ate all my bait
她把所有的誘餌都吃了
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected,“I didn't catch a single fish．"
媽媽提出讓小男孩帶著妹妹一起去釣魚時，他堅決反對。“上次她 跟著我，”一他抗議道：“我連一條魚都沒能釣上。”
"I'II talk to her," his mother said,"and I promise this time she won't make any noise."
“我會告訴她，”一媽媽說，“我保證這次她不會吵鬧了。
"lt wasn't the noise,Mom,"the boy replied."She ate all my bait．"
媽媽，不是吵鬧，“男孩回答，是她把所有的誘餌都吃了。”
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