那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事105 ：該回家了
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar ,and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一個生意人走進一家酒館，在吧臺坐下，點了一杯加冰的雙料馬提尼酒。
After he finishes the drink,he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后歹讓服務員
把杯子滿上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務生幫他把杯子倒滿。
The bartender says,"Look,buddy, I'II bring ya'martinis all night long " but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies，"l'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, l know it's time to go home."
這時酒館的服務生說話了，“哦，老兄，我整個晚上給你倒馬提尼都沒有問題，但你得告訴我，你為什么在點下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼呢。” 這位客人回答道，“我看的是我老婆的一張照片。如果照片上的人開始變得好看起來，那就說明我喝得差不多了，該回家了。”
單詞＆詞組
frightened 受驚的，害怕的
admonish 勸告，訓誡
hospitality 殷勤，好客
hostess 女主人
rat-trap 捕鼠器
sponge 海綿
tavem 小旅館，酒館
on the rocks 觸礁，擱淺，加冰塊
peek 一瞥，匆忙看
知道不知道
世界十大雞尾酒
1．瑪格麗特(Margarita)
2．椰林飄香(Pina Colada)
3．新加坡司令(Singapore Sling)
4．藍色夏威夷(Blue Hawaii)
5．海岸(Sex on the Beach)
6．干馬提尼(Dry Martini)
7．周游世界(Around VVorld)
8．莫斯科騾子(Moscow Mule)
9．生銹釘(RustY Nail)
10．成狗(Safty Dog)
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