Family Joke(44)
“How are you getting on with your football,Jack?”
“Well,Dad,pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team‘s greatest drawbacks!”
幽默 笑話本文地址:http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/78615.html
相關文章
-
每日一笑(3.31)
the lowest grade "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give....
2018-11-19 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事125:給我一塊錢
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Give me a dollar 給我一塊錢 Son: Dad, give me a dims. 兒子:爸爸,給我一角錢。Father: Son, don't you think y...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(1):不費吹灰之力(雙語)
Unit 1 No Sweat! 不費吹灰之力There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid-back budget traveller. 一架正飛越...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
Kid Joke(30)
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers,you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by na...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹94:如此鄰居(中英)
Late for an appointment, I dashed out the front door and realized that I had left my keys on the kitchen counter. The back door was unlocked,but a six一foot wooden fence stood between keys an...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
一堂課的最后幾分鐘是最長的
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, w...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
Classic humour stories(28)
I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already! A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of th...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹108:蘇格蘭人和售票員(中英)
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.一個蘇格蘭人拎著一個很大的箱子,在開往...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話:helium 氦(雙語)
You just use a little helium, and bada bing bada boom the kids will enjoy hours of fun ...你只使用一點氦,吧嗒吧嗒生孩子,就能享受數小時的樂趣……When head hunters think outside the...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
Hard to Believe
Hard to Believe信不信由你 Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed. 貓狗和人一樣也有左、右撇子之分; The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! 大象是唯一一...
2018-12-08 英語笑話