簡短英語笑話二則
一、
Customer： Give me a hot dog.
Waiter： With pleasure.
Customer： No, with mustard.
顧客：來個熱狗。
侍者：很高興。
顧客：不要，加上芥末。
（注：英語中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。怪不得他說不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）
二、Teacher： Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4？
Student： At once！
老師：全班同學聽著，不管我問什么，你們都要馬上回答。6+4等于幾？
學生：馬上。
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