我要做的一切就是付錢

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　　All I do is pay

　　“My family is just like a nation,” Mr. Brown told his colleague. “My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.”

　　“Sounds interesting, ” his colleague replied. “And what is your position？”

　　“I'm the people. All I do is pay.”

　　我要做的一切就是付錢

　　布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國(guó)家一樣。我妻子是財(cái)政部長(zhǎng)。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長(zhǎng)，我女兒是外交秘書。”

　　“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢？”

　　“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”

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