雙語幽默漫畫：夫妻之間的兵法---料敵制勝
夫妻之間也必須用到兵法，看看大媽是如何料敵制勝的，最后的勝利者又是大媽。
it's kind of funny. i've been avoiding telling you that i lost your car keys because i was afraid you'd be mad.
這事回想起來也挺可樂。倫家之所以不敢告訴你弄丟鑰匙的事兒是因為怕你會生氣。
...and you've been avoiding telling me you lost the checkbook for the same reason.
想不到你也因為怕我發火，所以遲遲不和我講弄丟了支票本的事情。
yeah, it's good in a way. now neither of us has room to criticize the other.
是啊，現在事兒都整明白了，咱倆扯平，誰也甭埋怨誰。
not so fast! just found your keys! they were in my sweater pocket!!
誰說扯平了？看看這是啥……你居然能丟了支票本，腦子進水嗎？
shoot!!
該死。
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