賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(16)：學習共同分享(雙語)
Unit 16 Learning to Share 學習共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.
強尼把塊派一分為二，把大的留給自己，小的給他妹妹。
“Hey,” said his sister, “if I’d divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself.”
“嘿，如果是我來分那塊派，我會把小的留給我自己，”妹妹說道。
“Well, that’s what you got, so what are you complaining about?”
“你不是分到小塊的嗎，還抱怨什么呢？”
英語知識點解說：
1.divide vt. 分割，分類
divide sth into... 將某物分成……
例：The city is divided into six districts.
（本市被區分成六個行政區。）
2.pie n. 派，餡餅；非常容易的事
例："That job is easy as pie," Peter said.
（彼得說“：那個工作很簡單。”）
3.complain vi. 抱怨
complain about... 抱怨……
例：Stop complaining about your work. It's your duty.
=Stop making complaints about your work. It's your duty.
（別再抱怨你的工作了。那可是你的責任。）
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