那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事61：你沒有那樣的問題
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
You didn't have that problem
你沒有那樣的問題
"Your grandmother and I are going out to dinner,"l said to my teenage daughter, Lisa."Do you want to join us ?""No way," she answered grumpily " l'm going to stay home and study." That evening my mother asked if Lisa was feeling well. "She's okay,n I said, "just a little cranky.""lntelligent children can be very temperamental,"my mother sighed."l am lucky that you didn't have that problem."
我對十幾歲的女兒麗莎說：“我和你姥姥一起出去吃晚飯，你要不要和我們一起去？"她煩躁地回答：“我才不去呢。我要在家里學習。”那天晚上我媽問我麗莎是不是生病了。我說：“沒有。她只是脾氣有點壞。”我媽嘆了一口氣說：“聰明的孩子會喜怒無常。我很幸運，你沒有那樣的問題。”
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