喬恩準(zhǔn)備藏禮物-看漫畫學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[4]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫
jon:i'm leaving your present under the tree.
喬恩：我把禮物給你放到樹底下了。
jon:i'm trusting you not to peek.
喬恩：我相信你不會(huì)偷看的。
garfield:you have my word of honor.
加菲貓：我用人格擔(dān)保。
jon:uncross your toes.
喬恩：不要使你的腳趾交叉。
garfield:you little finks.
加菲貓：你這個(gè)小告發(fā)人。
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