對SEX的理解不同所引出的笑話
某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是：Sex，該男思之久已，毅然下筆：“Once a week”。
簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.”
該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下“female”，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?”男急釋曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.
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