英漢雙語笑話：Imitate Birds 模仿鳥兒
imitate birds
a man tried to get a job in a stage show. "what can you do?" asked the producer.
"imitate birds," the man said.
"are you kidding?" answered the producer, "people like that are a dime a dozen."
"well, i guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鳥兒
一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”負(fù)責(zé)人問。
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。
“你在開玩笑吧？”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打?！?/p>
“噢，那就算了?！蹦敲輪T說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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